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TEAM PAIN is Back! Let’s Do This…

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Alright you killers, gangsters, and objects of raw, feminine lust, JP is back in action on here and ready to take a handful of you under the wing to get you in the sickest, nastiest shape you’ve ever been in over the next twelve weeks.

The last few months have seen me consumed with a tremendous amount of work of a different variety. I’ve been wrapped up in action quite a bit, and blazing new trails as always.

Now, after a hiatus from much of the world of Greyskull, I’m back in gear myself and looking to take on a few brave souls to ride the wave with me.

I’m offering a bad ass, high speed, twelve-week TEAM PAIN course that will run from September 18, until December 2017.

Those who’ve taken this challenge before know the power and results that these courses have to offer.

As always, each participant’s experience and programming will be custom tailored to their needs and desired outcomes, and all training will be laid out by yours truly each grueling week.

Team members will submit their results to me at the conclusion of the week and will receive my adjustments and feedback to prepare them to ass rape the week ahead.

There are no fitness requirements to participate; whether you’re brand new to the game, have gotten out of shape, or are already a fire breathing, pipe hitting dragon slayer, I’m ready to take you on if you’re ready to show me what you’re made of.

The success stories from past courses are numerous. There have been some amazing transformations from prior team members.

If you’re not afraid of putting in the work and getting down and dirty with my direction, day in, day out for twelve weeks then I’d highly encourage you to register now.

If you want the broads at the office squeezing your arms and telling you “you’ve been working out” while lustily staring at you, then I highly encourage you to register now.

If you want to be more lean, muscular, and outright handsome than ever before, ready to bitch slap the little beta loser nerds that you encounter on the daily, then I highly encourage you to register now.

Let’s bitch slap these losers together and sound a thunderous¬†“Fuck you” to the weak and mediocre little pussies of the world all the way to pound town over the next twelve-weeks as part of the most elite team of jaw breaking, panty dropping, Greyskull Alpha monsters in the world.

Registration for the course is limited to six participants to ensure that I can deliver the maximum amount of focus and attention to each.

Registration is open now, and will run until this coming Friday, September 15, but spaces for these go quick so don’t anticipate their being any left by then, and get yourself registered today.

Who’s it gonna be? Who’s got the stones to jump on board the winning team and do some dirty work with us?

Click the banner below to get your ass registered NOW!

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Seven Characteristics of a Man of Power

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This is a short list of some of the characteristics that are shared by what I refer to as “Men of Power”, aka who we should all aspire to be in order to live the most badass, fulfilling lives possible. My upcoming release “Money, Muscle, and Sex: Becoming a Man of Power” will expound on these, and other, topics in greater detail, but for now, here’s a look at some of what separates the men of power from the men of mediocrity.

(***Important: Read on to the end for a message from me regarding new developments in my life, and a fantastic opportunity for you***)

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Greyskull LP Third Edition is Here!!

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The wait is over guys, the third edition is here!!

I worked my ass off on this one, and it is far and away the best GSLP ever released.

AT over 290 pages, it’s more than twice the size of the second edition and is loaded with new information and bonus content.

If you pre-ordered the book, it should be in your mailbox already. If not, get your copy today. Read the rest of this page »

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Call of Duty

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¬†“Those who have the privilege to know have the duty to act, and in that action are the seeds of new knowledge”.

The above quote is one of my favorites, and one that has stuck with me for many years.

I was recently reminded of these words during a conversation with a friend about the differences between spending and investing ones time, and between producing and consuming, being a man of value.

This guy has been experiencing some down times in his life over the past two years. He’s a great guy with a great heart, but as of late, like has happened to so many of us, he’s been living a depressed existence, largely devoid of much enjoyment or pride in his actions.

He recently kicked a pretty serious drug habit that had rained down holy terror on his life for some time.

He’d missed out on a few great opportunities for employment due to his addiction, had ruined a great relationship with a wonderful girl, and had largely alienated himself, as so many addicts do, from most of his family.

Despite the fact that he’d racked up a massive victory in overcoming the life stealing compulsion that had taken the reigns in his life for so long, he found himself fixating on the destruction that his choices and actions had caused, and was trudging through his days with little hope or ambition that his future would ever be much more than his present. Read the rest of this page »

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Born Again Hard

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After yesterday’s post Changing Your Identity I received an awesome email from Marco, a west coast client of mine who I worked with from late 2015 until his business travels resulted in a pause in his Coaching this past November. It was great to hear from him as always, and he reported that he had checked in on the site yesterday for the first time in a while (he’s in a pretty austere location at the moment) after receiving my email. He shared with me some thoughts on his experience over the past year that I thought were outstanding.

I reached out to Marco after his email and asked him for permission to post a portion of his message on here, as I believe that some of you may also enjoy sharing in Marco’s success. Read the rest of this page »

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Changing Your Identity

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The idea for this post came to me while I was weighing my options as to how I could shake the Cartel assassins that were after me after a massive cocaine deal gone bad. They’d told me that they were “even going to kill the goldfish“, implying that no one around me was safe…

Actually that last part is only partially true, I was actually eating a hoagie from Mike and Emma’s and watching frilled neck lizards run on their hind legs on youtube (gets me every time), and I don’t even own a goldfish (obviously out of fear of the fate that they would succumb to if I were to botch a massive cocaine deal with the Cartel).

In any case the idea of changing your identity is something that I discuss frequently with my Coaching clients. Nine times out of ten we’re speaking figuratively, as will be discussed in this article. If you fall into the more literal camp though don’t worry, JP’s got a couple of Chinamen over on Arch street that can have you up and running with a passport, birth certificate, and library card while you wait for about a buck and a half. Read the rest of this page »

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Blacking Out

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This post was inspired by a conversation I had with a guy I hadn’t seen since high school the other day, which echoed the sentiments expressed to me by quite a few of my clients in the beginning stages of our work together.

As a favor to a friend I was meeting with another guy about getting him a job with the county. Since I’m always on the go, and love dropping into new places, I chose a meet location close to his current residence, seeing as how he did not drive, a small, once booming dive bar that had changed hands years ago and seemingly had become something of a haven for those living a rather depressing existence. Read the rest of this page »

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More Than This…

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A few nights ago I stepped into a bar in which I had never been. It was late, the place was open, I had just left a fundraiser dinner, and I was not quite ready to call it a night. Being a social person by nature I enjoy such excursions, particularly in new environments and around new people.

The scene was pretty wild. The crowd was young for the most part, the drinks were stout, and the music was loud.

As is typical in such settings, there were a handful of marginally attractive girls dancing awkwardly and a horde of eager, young men in backwards hats, ill-fitting untucked dress shirts, and sneakers that cost more than their checking account balance hovering about, all looking to earn the privilege of buying one of these irrationally confident princesses a vodka and red bull in hopes of sloppily making out later, and/or potentially taking a trip to planned parenthood in the days to come for a script to clear up the case of chlamydia that they rightfully earned. Read the rest of this page »

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Rest in Peace

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Death is perhaps the only absolute certainty in the life of any man. It comes for us all, can strike without warning, and from it there is no return.

It’s said that knowledge of our own mortality is what separates us from animals. Some choose to use this knowledge of their ever depreciating time on this earth to motivate their push towards an excellent showing in life, while others painfully squander their precious breaths languishing in a situation that is less than what they are ultimately capable of producing for themselves.

One simple exercise that I use with Coaching clients that I have observed to be immensely powerful in solidifying one’s decision to change is the composition of a eulogy for their former self. Read the rest of this page »

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Acta Non Verba

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“Actions, not words”.

This simple mantra has helped me tremendously in overcoming my times of hardship, and arguably even more so in those times of abundance when it’s all too easy to get comfortable.

It takes next to no effort to speak of doing something, whether outwardly, vocalizing it to yourself or others, or inwardly via your internal dialogue. Read the rest of this page »

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